jokes + piss

seriously idk what is my 2nd brother think 18 years of his life still so immature no coming back home wth is this what the hell it this ... dad is hungry and ask him to buy food and he reply i just start watching movie i wun be going home so early n dad is angry and say all of you no use la nid money that time then ask from me. wth is this?!?! what have i done to say i no use??!?!?!go out till 2am-3am must well don't home? what the differences of him staying at home and not staying home?
whats wrong with that lin jun hao?!?

today school sucks!!! hairstyle spot check ewk got caught i did pin up my hair but mr savia idk how to spell caught me he is the only teacher that caught the girls can?!?! and all the girls all got pin up and he still caught us!?!?! wtf is this== abit hair drop out only ma mr ong din't reali caught any girls lor... spoil my mood then maths did nothing phy lesson sleep recess eat chinese lesson BORED not interesting at all


JOKE OF THE DAY
after school went to slack
zz n ds came to find us
then we play dare!
jasmine was the first one to go...
she went to taka jewellery and ask what is most expensive stuff and after the person reply she must say oh sorry ah no money smth lidat..
i din't follow her so i nv hear the conversation
ME
they dare me go SINGTEL shop and ask do you sell starhub phone ==
conversation

me> do you sell starhub phone here?
him>huh what starhub phone you want?
me> taking a new lg chocolate slide phone trying to change the sub
me> is this a new phone
him >his reaction damn blur...
him>what starhub phone you want??!
me>oh nothing nothing

then i faster run away le


DONGSHU
her one dam funny
she was dare to go triumph bra shop at ask whats the biggest size there
her conversation
ds>what the biggest here ar?
the lady> oh let me show blah blah blah

ds was suppose to say i think i cannot wear after the lady show her n stuff but she never lol
so she do again she need to walk past a group of student behind us and say hiiiiiiii byeeeeeeeeee lol then got 1 girl dam... speechless..

then went to second floor hoho

Zhu zhen
she was dare to go to the fox kids wear shop and ask a guy
"the clothes here got my size ma?"
the guy>
"oh we only sell kid shirts here"
zhuzhen
"so are you trying to say i am very fat?"
the guy> embarrassing smile lol
Jane was next
she was dare to go ichiban sushi there and ask
" the sushi got tasting one or not?"
the person obviously say no la
jane "then how i know isit nice or not"
the person> idk say what will keep your update soon

left jh but everyone was tired so postpone to next week haha

throat infection kills me

oh happy birthday to wilson and joyce
i want to watch jump!



bye i dam piss now having a brother like him